
My lord, does it get any more dapper?*
*No way,
Hit the jump for a shot of the back.
I'm doing something fun and geeky this morning, but I need to close some tabs before I can really get into it, so I'd like to tell you all that John Scalzi's book Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded, for which I wrote the introduction, is now available in trade paperback. I genuinely loved this book, and they even quoted me on the back:

John also wrote an absolutely brilliant dark fantasty novella called The God Engines, which recently became available. He put the first chapter on his blog for everyone to enjoy.
Remember John Carpenter's The Thing? It's one of my favorite Sci-Fi movies of all time, and I just loved reading a story from The Thing's point of view.
I found some basic advice to self-published authors from a book publicist. This is getting printed out and added to my personal reference library.
Finally, in the comments to my last post, reader Michael asked:
As a writer, do you find yourself looking at the world a bit differently than before? Do you catch yourself being a bit more observational -- trying to take in all of a given place/scene/moment instead of just "being" somewhere? Have you caught yourself running through the description of a place in your head?
I answered:
All artists are compelled to do what we do, whether it's music or storytelling or painting or whatever. I don't know what it's like for other artists, but I'm only happy when I'm creating things. A big part of creating things as a writer is staying open and observant, so when I need to create something for a reader, I have memories and experiences to draw upon. This is especially important as a narrative non-fiction writer, where I can't just make something up to bridge a gap or make a story better.
I struggle sometimes to find a balance between just "being" somewhere and mentally recording what it's like to be there, butI don't really have a choice in the matter; I was doing this as an actor long before I was a writer, because I needed to have as big a mental library as possible to aid in the creation and realization of characters, and I'll keep on doing it until my last breath, I imagine.
But, to answer your question more directly: on the one hand, staying observant and really keeping all of my senses as heightened and open as I can is just part of my life, but on the other hand, it *can* make me feel like I'm the guy with the video camera who is in the room, but not really part of what everyone is doing.
I'm reprinting it here because it's a a fairly frequently-asked question, but also because I want to hear if other writers/actors/creators feel the same way.
Okay, I'm off to get my geek on. I should have something geeky and awesome to show off later today.

So Linda figured, why use a sticky roller on all my clothes when I can get ahead of the game and just use the roller on the cat?
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Cooks in Israel used a satellite dish to whip up more than four metric tons of the traditional chickpea paste in a successful effort to double the previous world record for the largest serving of hummus, which was set by cooks in Lebanon last October.
The Census Bureau says it includes "Negro" as a way for individuals to classify their race in the 2010 Census because some older African-Americans wrote it on their forms in 2000. The bureau says the word has been included on census forms since at least 1950.
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The cleavage caddy may look like a breast-shaped CD holder for your car's sun visor, but it's not. No, it's a purse a woman (or moobed gentleman -- hopefully with a monocle) stows between their breasts (look at me using the proper nomenclature!) and bra.
An insert for your bra with or without an added lace accent to to enhance your attire with a feminine influence. If you choose the lace version, the lace covers your cleavage, adding an extra element of modesty, while still allowing you to carry all of your personal items discretely tucked in your bra. These are worn anchored to the bra by the elastic strap with a snap. Tuck away your keys, credit cards, lipstick and more!
Caddies cost $30 and are guaranteed to make your boobs look all angular and pointy and generally undesirable. But will guys still stare at them? Absolutely. Available in medium (below 38D) and large (above 38D) something something MOTORBOAT! *BWUBWUBWUBWWUB!* Pulitzer me.
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Thanks to Justin, who totally didn't find the site searching "cleavage" on Google (yes he did too).
What better way to teach your child the alphabet than with characters from the Mega Man series? There's none that I can think of. BESIDES HOT GEEKOLOGIE TOPICS! Kidding, I don't want any babies exploding with A is for awesome. Okay now you do B.
Once Upon A Pixel [gametrailers]
Thanks to P05TMAN, jigga and Barbado, who learned the alphabet the good old fashioned way: literally having it beaten into them.
The tax agency would be responsible for checking whether individuals get required insurance, distributing billions of dollars in subsidies and collecting new taxes and penalties.
North Korea has banned the use of foreign currency, another move to crack down on the burgeoning middle class. Last month, the government's move to slash two zeros off its currency was met with unexpected opposition. Some damage control was done, but the results are widespread inflation and food shortages.
The challenges of getting face time with a potential employer these days has made social networking even more of a key component of job searches. LinkedIn and Facebook have millions of members. But there are also a host of industry-specific social networking resources that have emerged.
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Maurice LaMarche and his amazing castmates, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Tress MacNeille, Phil LaMarr, Dave Herman, and Lauren Tom, are going to table read (aloud) the 100th episode of Futurama this morning! I know I'm pretty darn excited about it.
Thanks for the update, Mo!






